
So we're getting back into the swing of things around here and that starts with getting Misguided 5 up and running. This week we're taking a short trip down memory lane looking at the toys we grew up with and still wish we had.
The Clab's Toy Box-
1)Lego's- I think a lot of people my age grew up with huge bins of Lego blocks. My box of Legos never got put away for long. It was a never ending supply of entertainment trying to come up with a new vehicle or building to build. I see some of the Star Wars sets they are coming out with today and I seriously consider buying that Millennium Falcon set. Someday I will buy these things for my kids only to steal them when they aren't looking.
2) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Ninja Turtles, TMNT, whatever you call them they are classic. I had a ton of TMNT action figures, Leonardo's sword, and somehow I even had a cassette from Pizza Hut of the Ninja Turtles singing and rapping. It was awesome and you wish you had it. If you didn't also have the video tapes from Burger King, then you aren't a true fan.
3) Micro Machines- My pockets tended to be full of small toys when I was a kid. Anything to keep me entertained when my mom dragged me to the store. I still remember playing with Micro Machines under the clothing racks. I could fit a lot more of those tiny cars in my pocket then any other toy. One of the cases where smaller is way better.
4)Nintendo- It might sound a bit cliche', but where would I be without my Nintendo? It was like a whole new world opened up to me when I first played that Mario Bros/Duck hunt cartridge. It was the first step to becoming a true geek and I never looked back. I'm no hardcore gamer today but I still find myself spending way too many hours playing my games.
5) Silly Putty- I love this stuff. I actually think I have one of those red plastic eggs around here somewhere. I would periodically get Silly Putty as a kid and then it would disappear. Usually it would be found stuck to the carpet, couch or car interior. Needless to say that stuff can be like gum and it was a bitch to get out of carpet. I would have long droughts where I couldn't have Silly Putty after that.
Mr Muffin's Toys of Choice -
1.) Transformers - Come on, if you (all 6 of you) didn't see this one coming... you obviously don't come around to read enough. I had so many of these things, it was out of control. I still have some newer ones in my room to this day.
2.) G.I. Joe - Yo Joe! I was all about G.I. Joe, the cartoon, the toys, playing war as my favorite Joe. You name it. The toys were so much fun too. Every guy with their own special gun, all their crazy vehicles. I spent many of hours of my childhood battling the evil Cobra.
3.) Toy guys - Every boy plays war back in the day. My friends and I played a ton. It was just the thing to do. We didn't want to ruin our good toys, so why not do something "stealthy" or "covert?"
4.) Arcade games - I'm skipping Nintendo, everyone had one. Now arcades... those were awesome. I can't even fathom how much money I spent back in the day playing X-Men, the Simpsons, Final Fight.. and so many other games. Arcades were the best part of going to places like the mall, or some of the better pizza places around. I still enjoy playing them from time to time, but having to spend a buck to maybe get to the second level just is not the same as going as far as you can on your first quarter.
5.) Legos - Have you noticed how expensive these things are?? I just did a while back, and now realize I had it made as a child with the tons of Lego pieces I had. Personally, I was a big fan of the futuristic space stuff. They were money.
Cerra Wishes She Still Played With:
1. Voltron: Although I had nothing but love for the other action toys, those Voltron metal lions that all assembled together...awesome. Granted I always fought with the boys over who got to use the finally complete voltron, sharing is caring, it still had awesome battles.
2. She-Ra and He-Man: I ate up anything and everything from this series. I loved the giant Castle Grey Skull, She-Ra's sword, Battle Cat. Just incredibly fun and awesome. I didn't even notice or care how homo He-Man was/is. I have fond memories of my mom making me a she-ra crown so I could run around and stab people with style.
3. Batman: Yeah, my personal favorite superhero of all time. I had an awesome Bat-mobile as well as the Batman himself. He also meshed well with the GI-Joes and Ninja Turtles for some truly epic battles.
4. The Climbing Tree: It was this tree in my front yard with a slightly bent trunk for easy climbing to the lowest branch, which at around 5 ft was MASSIVE to me. Spent hours trying to kill myself by flipping off it in various twists and turns while spinning upside down and trying to land vertically. So much fun. I drove past my old house not too long ago and saw that the bastards had cut off the branch. I thought I was going to cry.
5. The Mac: I loved it with the green screen and when I had to enter in numbers to make it work. When it moved to 16 bit. HOO HAA was that exciting. Oregon trail in color...frogger. And from the guys who created Myst, Manhole. Which was a great alice in wonderland-esque game. Loved those floppy discs. Macs have had a place in my heart since. Oh what? It SOOOO counts as a toy.